I don't remember how the wolfie awards started. They're sort of a joke, along the idea that awards are so easy to make and distribute on the internet that a lot of people do. Basically, they're not worth the paper they're printed on. They were also sort of inspired by Marvel Comic's No-Prize, a non-existent prize given to readers who spotted a mistake and came up with a plausible explanation for it.

Of course, after already saying that these awards are worthless, I'd like to take that back a little. Everyone who got a wolfie award earned it in some way, even if they just asked for it (but most did more). If I say that someone has the funniest e-mails, or really knows their stuff by giving them an award, they do. You'll notice that there are very few awards given out, and I'd like to keep it that way (and I've reached the limit of people I can just give awards to for begging).

A final note: look but don't touch. If your name is one one of these awards, you can display them any way you like, but if you don't have a wolfie award, don't download it and don't display it anywhere without my express permission. Only one other person can display the full collection, and that's Arakune.

Arakune really does deserve this award, and she's the only person to ever receive 2 wolfie awards.	Arakune got this one by describing what she would do to a kitten if she had one. I assure you, it was all good (and incredibly funny.
Calling him the "#1 Wolfie Awards fan" was really just a nice way of saying he begged for me until I gave him an award.	This award was offered as sort of a prize: "and a wolfie award to anyone who gets that reference." JediRiver did.
I think ZenMaster J also asked for an award, and I couldn't give him one that said the same thing as seaweb's, so I called this one a "Limited Edition" (it was: a limit of one)	This is my friend Stella, who gave me a lot of help on my drawing, so I gave her a wolfie award.
Lawrence deserves this award, after all, he does have the best "serial experiments lain" website out there.	This was another "prize" award--this time for a very obscure Alice in Wonderland reference--but the person never sent me their name....At least that's what I'll assume happened.

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